Hi, I'm Tech Savvy

Dear Customer,

Next time you think about calling someone a "geek" or a "nerd," realize that in a world that is becoming increasingly technical, your inability to back up your precious pictures of your cat puts you at the lower end of the employment food-chain when it comes to demanded skills.

Take special note that when I'm fixing your shit because you fucked it up, I'm not a geek, I'm tech savvy.

And a friendly reminder--you're being outsourced.

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Me